Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Top ten hideous fashion trends

By Bethany Harker, senior

1. Colored pants:
Unless the colored pants are being used for a performance, don’t wear them.

2. Grandma floral prints:
No one can make these floral patterns look flattering unless you’re an elderly woman.

3. Oddly printed shirts, sweaters, and pants:
They are ugly and unattractive.

4. Overdone make-up:
You’re not Lady Gaga, so don’t overdo the make-up.

5. Miss-matched earrings:
This just looks tacky.

6. Huge hats: Unless you are part of the royal family, you should not own one or ever wear one.

7. Head knot bun:
Not even Jennifer Lopez could pull it off, so you couldn’t either.

8. Colored leggings or tights:
Only if it’s done right can it be all right to wear leopard or zebra leggings or tights.

9. Multi-colored hair:
Unless you are Katy Perry, one should not have different colored, unnatural colored hair. It’s ugly and ridiculous.

10. Long dresses:
The only way a long dress is fashionable is if it’s for a special occasion: prom, weddings, or for religious ceremonies.

2 comments:

  1. I liked this story. It made me laugh!

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  2. I agree with all of this. I don't know what everyone else's opinions of fashion are, but to me, less is more. I even think that some of these hideous fashion trends should be against the dress code in school.

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